Natural Cheetos

These are by no means “healthy” (I mean, the bag says right on it “now even cheesier!” but I guess when you start using real cheese as oppossed to “cheese product” they can only get cheesier…), but they are quite delicious. They are still puffy and crunchy and leave that gummy, gluey meal in your mouth for hours afterward, but are now pleasantly tangy and less powdery (because everyone knows its very unsophisticated to have orange cheeto dust hands). And they are “natural” so essentially there are less really long, scary names under the ingredients on the back of the bag. So basically from now on I can look ironically “health-concious” and “eco-friendly” while snacking during business events or something, and still be able to shake peoples’ hands with confidence. Exactly what I need.